jackthevulture:

Me, about to be killed in a horror movie by a sweet looking monster: Oh sick creature design glad I got to see it up clo

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I’m just so tired

Ha it’s fun when your moods are starting to spiral out of control and your attempt to talk to someone was a large failure and you feel very alone and like no one really cares about you.

On the flip side I’ve been drinking a lot of water and moisturizing. So that’s good.

jointphotographicexportsgroup:

jointphotographicexportsgroup:

mood: adam scott’s face at the exact moment that he realizes he’s about to meet mark hamill

additional mood: adam scott’s face immediately after seeing mark hamill

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I’m aggressively hungover but had a pretty great night so I’d say 2018 is going ok.

cuckandballtorture:

regular pokemon description: this pokemon likes to eat berries and play with friends

ghost type pokemon description: if you use this pokemon it will kill you in real life

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Feeling myself and dressing for how I wanna be in 2018

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professorsparklepants:

officialqueer:

foothive:

post: anything to do with cowboys

100, thousand people:  Fallout: New Vegas (2010)

100, thousand other people: the guy from overwatch i dont know his name he’s the cowboy one

This is tiny cowboy from Night at the Museum erasure

Why did you write the fucking numbers like that

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bifacts:

suburbanerrorist:

bifacts:

Fact: Bisexuals know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

African or European?

Both of those, but also North American swallows. Break the swallow binary

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